Dateline, the Meadowlands,
James Gandolfini, the actor formerly playing the role of Tony Soprano on the HBO Hit, “The Sopranos” has accepted a new role. Effective today he will reprise his role as Mr. Soprano, but as Spokesman for the White House.
While neither Karl Rove nor Vice President Cheney claim credit for the idea, it is hoped that it will bring bring any Republican legislators who disagree with the President back into the fold, and cause the Democrats to think twice before criticizing the President.
Mr Gandolfini, as Mr. Soprano, has announced the true nature of the mission in
“Lots of talk was that we was looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction, the so-called ‘WMD’s’. There was also some talk about ‘Bringing Democracy to
We know they had no WMD, and it’s a good thing cause they might have used them on our troops.
We also know that there was no chance to bring democracy to
”The real reason, and this has been recently de-classified, so I can tell you, is that we now have ‘evidence’ that Saddam was behind the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa. He is also a suspect in the “drug overdose” of Jimi Hendrix in 1972. And we are investigating links between Saddam and Lee Harvey Oswald and the assassination of John Kennedy. This is all good hard evidence – we just finished cooking it up, so we know it’s good.