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Trump, Al Shabab: Shish Kabab

Photo Credit: Gage Skidmore

Photo Credit: Gage Skidmore

I will make Shish Kabab out of Al Kababob. I will hire the best generals, the best fighters. The Green Berets, the Navy Seals, the Russians, the Germans, the Israelis. It will be great. And the Mexicans will pay for it. The Mexicans will pay! It will be great.

(This is a work of satire. Trump didn’t say this, yet.)

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