Cupertino, CA. Apple, Inc. announced today that they are diversifying into biomedical electronics. By using silicone rather than silicon in certain components, they have developed a wireless personal music player that can be integrated into breast implants.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough as women have long complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. This implant technology, to be marketed and sold as the “iBoob” (TM), will allow men to listen to woman’s breasts, in stereo.
The iBoob will cost $799 or $999 a pair depending on speaker size.