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Meet the Senator and his Daughters


Massachusetts Senator-Elect Scott Brown, flanked by his daughters, Ayla and Arianna.

“Just in case anyone who’s watching throughout the country, yes they’re both available,” Brown shouted.

As the crowd started to hoot – and a look of extreme annoyance crossed the face of daughter Arianna, and his wife Gail let out a mortified gasp – the future senator did his best to reel in his comment.

“No, no. No. Only kidding, only kidding. Only kidding, only kidding,” he said. “Arianna… Arianna’s, definitely not available.”

“But Ayla is,” he added.

Brown, the Senator-Elect and former Cosmo Boy, was also voted “Senator most likely to go ‘hiking’ on the Appalachian Trail.”

Sarah Palin is looking to Brown to be her running mate in 2012.

This may be what happens when you legalize marijuana.

It proves that the once-blue state of New Jersey is not the only place where voters exercise bad judgment.

The election also proves that Dumb-ocrats fail to understand that in order to make policy, you have to be good at politics. Or just sexy.

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